Mr Eejit wis AN EEJITHE WIS BOARN AN EEJITAND NOO AT THEGRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY,HE WIS ABIGGEREEJIT THAN EVER. In The Eejits, Roald Dahl's story about the world's most revolting couple, Mr Eejitwas horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Eejitwas just plain ugly.